Friday, May 19, 2006

Da Vinci Flops HA HA HA (how mature we are)

We're not really sure why, but this gives us great satisfaction. Something about overblown, overhyped, manufactured pablum falling on its self assured face makes us smile. In fact we think the real reason Mona is smiling is she knew all along this would happen.

Plus, we will never forgive Tom Hanks for ruining another great book, The Bonfire of the Vanities, still fresh in our heads, some 16 years later.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Happy 128th Birthday Cruz!!!

The oldest person in the world turned 128 on Wednesday. We hope we look this good at 100. Congratulations to this remarkable woman.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Pimpin Fashion for Babies. Prostit-tot and Pimpfant Look is Hot.

A company called Pimpfants has helped define the generation gap.

We are getting old here at the Calabasas Chronicle as we do not understand why anyone would dress their children, let a lone a baby in shirts with the world "Pimp Squad" emblazoned across the front. But, that's just us.