How is This Possible?

How does Angelina Jolie do this? Three little kids a bag of Cheetos and the woman looks like a runway model. And those children? Sometimes when I look at Brad and Angelina, my eyes hurt from the pure beauty. There needs to be a mole, or wart or something, just to make the playing field somewhat even between Angelina and the rest of us schlubs.

I love this picture because I can imagine being the woman sitting in the horse drawn carriage minding my own business and seeing this 'vision'. My ills would be cured and my life would be complete!