Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Porn Stars, Sex Toys and Yale

So, you work hard, move to a great neighborhood with a top notch school district like Las Virgenes. You make sure your kids are exposed to good books, art, museums. You put them in dance, music and sports. You supply tutors when needed. You pray they get in GATE in 2nd grade, honors and AP classes in high school. You hire college counselors to help your child through the college admissions process. You send them to SAT prep classes, or even better pay for a private tutor. You make sure they do their community service and then some. You hope for perfect SAT's and a 4.35 GPA, along with captain of some sports team at least. All this so that can go to college. Of course the ultimate brass ring of colleges is an Ivy League.

If they go to Yale, they can learn about choosing a proper condom, how to strip, and the proper use of sex toys. Thank goodness. Because learning about the life or porn stars is really important to a well rounded education. At Sex Week at Yale, all the hard works pays off as your six figure tuition fees finally teaches your kids something important and meaningful.

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